Gordon Ramsay is the chef of my dreams
5:07 pm · 
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Last night I had the strangest dream. Picture this.
Josh and I were at my parent’s house. Then, the world famous chef Gordon Ramsay just busted up through the back door and started ranting and raving about my mom’s cooking. Josh and I went up to him and we were like “OMGZ you’re like, Gordon freakin’ Ramsey, holy shit! We love your shows, LOL!!!11!11!1.” He just smiled at us and said thanks. Then, Dylan walked to him and called him a big scary man. He just folded his arms and said, “Splendid! Let’s go check out the floating weather balloon, shall we?” So, we all hopped in somebody’s car and sped off into the night chasing down a big orange weather balloon that was floating through the sky…during a bad thunderstorm no less. It got struck by lightning. The end.
This has got to be the strangest, most amusing dream I’ve ever had. I have no idea where it came from, though I was up last night with horrible stomach cramps, chills, and eventually vomiting. Perhaps I became delusional sometime during all of that. Who knows? Haha, it’s still funny though.
What’s one of the strangest and/or most hilarious dreams you’ve ever had?
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Man, that IS a weird dream. You gotta love this kind, though, they’re fun. :)
The only I time I had a dream like that that I remember was this: I was walking on the beach with somebody and from afar we hear music, like circus music. In the distance - surprisingly somewhere ‘behind’ the ocean (like on an island or something?) - we could see the circus tent. And next to it (on another island?) we could see what seemed to be like a city skyline? There was coming noise from there, too. ANYWAY, listen to this, in front of us - maybe 30 yards from where we were walking there was a pole in the water. ‘And?’, you ask? ;) Well, AND there was a giraffe tied to it on a really, really long leash - just floating up in the sky! For some reason we were extremely worried about the giraffe (then again, who wouldn’t have been?!) because it didn’t seem very comfortable up there (Its legs were, like, just flying about! It was so helpless!) and somehow it was our TASK to get to the giraffe but we couldn’t. And then the water started rising and the leash kept getting longer and longer and we just couldn’t get to the giraffe which was NOT GOOD because WE HAD TO SAVE IT! LOL Everything in that dream was so real but in a weird way, obviously, but when I woke up I felt all disappointed in myself and sad that I hadn’t accomplished to save the giraffe. I felt so sorry for it and everything - I think I was probably depressed all day. :S
Hahahaha. I never really remember my dreams. And when I do they are usually nightmares. I don’t know if I could top that one though that’s pretty flippin’ awesome.