The FEDS may be watching

May 8, 2008 (3 days ago) at 11:16 pm
Posted in Daily Grind, General

It’s the end of yet another long day and I’m excited to be able to finally sit down and attempt to string some thoughts together. When I say excited, I really mean I’m doing a little dance in my mind. I don’t think my body would allow such a thing at this hour. Anyhoo, I’ve had one irritatingly busy week, my friends. I’ve either been at work during the day, or I’ve been in court. Neither one is more desirable than the other.

On Tuesday I served as a juror along with thirteen other unlucky bastards on a civil case involving a man that was in an automobile accident three years ago. Wait, did I just say three years? Yes, I think I did. We sat there for six hours listening to lawyers from each side ramble on about who deserves what and how much money this guy deserves. It was the most boring experience of my life.

I’m not sure what else I can say publicly about this type of thing, so I’ll shut up. I don’t know what I’m afraid of really, like an army of the greatest F.B.I. agents from across the country are waiting for me to click ‘Publish’ before they launch tear gas and hand grenades through my living room windows… THAT WOULD BE INSANELY AWESOME.

And blah blah blah, binky bunky boo… I think it’s almost time for bed.