Note to self…

September 8, 2007 (252 days ago) at 4:30 pm
Posted in Uncategorized

Dear stupid r-tard Kristie,

The next time you clean an oven with the corrosive mess that is Easy Off Oven Cleaner, remember to wear gloves. Not only does it burn the shit out of your hands on contact, but when you scratch your neck afterward without thinking, it results in a nasty chemical burn that eats away the surrounding flesh within seconds. Thanks to your inability to pay attention to detail at times, you now have to deal with with a wound on the side of your neck that will more than likely result in a massive scab. How pretty. Pay attention next time, and ALWAYS WEAR GLOVES. Idiot.

Sincerely,
The smarter half of you